{"id":303,"date":"2008-01-24T22:16:52","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T06:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/?p=303"},"modified":"2008-01-24T22:16:52","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T06:16:52","slug":"put-me-in-coach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":"Put me in coach!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/january24-003.jpg\" title=\"january24-003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/january24-003.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"january24-003.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/january24-004.jpg\" title=\"january24-004.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/westfall.raquet.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/january24-004.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"january24-004.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today Greyson was dressed to play in his Boise State outfit that his aunt sent to him.\u00a0 The problem is while he was dressed to play he was to sleepy to actually engage in any play time!\u00a0 Stacy tried her best to get him to wake up by playing &#8220;criss cross applesauce&#8221; on his back (which\u00a0 totally made him jump when she got to the &#8220;pinch&#8221; part!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Of course then when it came time to go Greyson woke up and was wide awake!\u00a0 So we stayed longer than we were planning on staying, but were still able to get back in time to wrap up some things before it got to late.\u00a0 Since he slept pretty much the whole time there is really nothing new to report (c02 was the same as the night before, 65).\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Oh almost forgot!\u00a0 I have another diaper story!\u00a0 It&#8217;s not that great but it is something.\u00a0 Skip it if you want!<\/p>\n<p>When we got there Greyson was in his bed and so Stacy took him out and I held him while she went to go pump.\u00a0 While she was gone Greyson started getting really upset. I put him in a couple different positions but nothing seemed to be working.\u00a0 The nurses even came over a couple times and tried to get him calmed down.\u00a0 Every time we would start to get him settled, he would get upset again.\u00a0 Well he smelled a bit (although this does not mean he needs a diaper change, sometimes it&#8217;s just the smell of his corner!) so I stood up and tried to get him calmed down.\u00a0 &#8220;Greyson if you&#8217;ll settle down, I&#8217;ll keep working till we find what is upsetting you so much.&#8221;\u00a0 I promised him.\u00a0 So he settled down a bit and I put him in the crib at the bottom on top of a pillow.\u00a0 You probably need to realize that this was happening right during shift change so nurses were busy reporting to the oncoming nurses and doing various things so there was only two nurses in the room, neither of them were Greyson&#8217;s nurse and they were busy with report.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway I looked in his diaper and sure enough, it he had pooped.\u00a0 Now you can&#8217;t lay Greyson flat in his crib because he has a wedge (see picture from a few days back) and the pillow was slanted so Greyson was kind of more on his side.\u00a0 So I was working to get the diaper changed when suddenly I realized I didn&#8217;t get a wipe wet to wash him off with.\u00a0 Hmmm&#8230;&#8230;.what to do.\u00a0 Greyson is kicking and squirming because he is uncomfortable (and I think had an upset stomach judging from the looks of his diaper).\u00a0 So finally I prop him up on the other side of the pillow so he is rolling into the wedge and step over towards the sink.\u00a0 Every time I would take half a step Greyson would move a little and I would rush back to him and make sure he wasn&#8217;t going to roll into the bars on the crib.\u00a0 This went on for at least five minutes of me standing half way between the crib and the sink looking back and forth like, &#8220;what do I do now&#8221;?\u00a0 Finally I made it to the sink and got a wipe. \u00a0All the while I&#8217;m thinking &#8220;If he rolls over this will be bad!&#8221;.\u00a0 I got the wipe and he didn&#8217;t move (turns out I had propped him up better than I thought!) got him cleaned off and put the new diaper on.\u00a0 Well they were out diapers in the size Greyson uses so I had to use a diaper that was really big.\u00a0 He&#8217;s squirming, I&#8217;m wiping, it was quite a mess.\u00a0 Finally I just put the new diaper on, taped it somewhat up, and picked him up to calm him down.\u00a0 So I&#8217;m standing holding him over the crib with his shirt up to his chest with a diaper that was literally hanging by a thread.\u00a0 By this time the nurses who were there were finished with report and one came and helped me get him calm so I could finish getting him buttoned up.\u00a0 So what&#8217;s so funny about that?\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know other than this whole process took over a half an hour and consisted of basically one conversation, &#8220;work with me\u00a0buddy and I promise somehow we will get you cleaned up and comfortable again&#8221;.\u00a0 Greyson\u00a0kept looking at\u00a0me like, &#8220;yeah,\u00a0you keep saying that but you really should be done by now!&#8221;.\u00a0 What can I say this was my first solo diaper attempt since he has grown so large, and the first solo in the bed with the wedge.\u00a0 Overal I didn&#8217;t get pooped on so I think it was a success!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today Greyson was dressed to play in his Boise State outfit that his aunt sent to him.\u00a0 The problem is while he was dressed to play he was to sleepy to actually engage in any play time!\u00a0 Stacy tried her &hellip; 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